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Luventhariel
PostPosted: Sat Feb 11, 2017 2:46 pm    Post subject:

Genesis, Mama:  (dedicated to Samwise Gamgee)


 


I can't see you Frodo


When you wear the One Ring


I can touch and feel you Frodo


Oh I just can't see a thing


Oh the heat and the steam of Mt. Doom


Oh you know its where the One Ring we must take


So I say I'll help you Frodo


Cuz the mission's so hard, Ooooh!


 


Now I can help you Frodo


Cuz you know I'm always there


I'll follow, you lead me Frodo


And I know how much you care


So I'm down, down here beside you


Oh I ain't going nowhere


Yes I will help you Frodo


Cuz the mission's so hard, Ooooh!


 


Ha ha! Heh!


Ha ha! Heh! Oh...


Ha ha! Heh!


Ha ha! Heh! Oh...


 


Can't you hear me here Frodo


Frodo Frodo Frodo please


You must destroy the Ring


You must destroy the Ring


You must destroy the Ring, oh


Now listen to me here Frodo


Frodo Frodo


We've only got one last chance


To throw it away


You must destroy the Ring!


 


Ha ha! Heh!


Ha ha! Heh! Oh...


 


It's hot, too hot for me Frodo


And you know how much is at stake


And my eyes they're burning Frodo


And I can feel your body shake


Don't stop, don't stop now Frodo


We'll make the Ring, make it go away


Cuz I will help you Frodo


Cuz this mission's so hard, Ooooh!


 


 


 

Luventhariel
PostPosted: Sat Feb 11, 2017 2:45 pm    Post subject:

The Beatles, While My Guitar Gently Weeps:


 


I look at you all see the orcs that are fighting


While my dark warg silently creeps


I look at the moors and I see it needs stalking


Still my dark warg silently creeps


I don't know why 


Nobody told me


How to up my Audacity


I don't know how 


Someone one-shot me


They fought and owned me


I look at my raid and I notice it's losing


While my poor warg silently creeps


With every mistake I must surely be learning


Still my poor warg silently creeps


I don't know how 


I was defeated


Everyone else retreated too


I don't know how 


My power depleted


There was nothing I could do


I look at the moors see the orcs there are fighting


While my sad warg silently creeps


Look at you all


Still my sad warg silently creeps


Owwooooo!


 

Luventhariel
PostPosted: Sat Feb 11, 2017 2:44 pm    Post subject:

The Ramones, Blitzkrieg Bop:


 


Hey ho, let's go! hey ho, let's go!


Hey ho, let's go! hey ho, let's go!


 


They're eating all the time


They're drinking mead and fine wine


They're hobbits losing their minds


The Buckland bop


 


There's nothing on their feet


In the cold or in the heat


Just dancing to the back beat


The Buckland bop


 


Hey ho, let's go


Drink another keg now


What they want, I don't know


They're all revved up and ready to go


 


They're eating all the time


They're drinking mead and fine wine


They're hobbits losing their minds


The Buckland bop


 


There's nothing on their feet


In the cold or in the heat


Just dancing to the back beat


The Buckland bop


 


Hey ho, let's go


Drink another keg now


What they want, I don't know


They're all revved up and ready to go


 


They're eating all the time


They're drinking mead and fine wine


They're hobbits losing their minds


The Buckland bop


 


There's nothing on their feet


In the cold or in the heat


Just dancing to the back beat


The Buckland bop


 


Hey ho, let's go! hey ho, let's go!


Hey ho, let's go! hey ho, let's go!

shawnt63
PostPosted: Mon Feb 06, 2017 7:25 am    Post subject:

Love it!

Luventhariel
PostPosted: Mon Feb 06, 2017 12:33 am    Post subject:

Hobbiton Girl  (Cinnamon Girl - Neil Young)


 


I want to live with a hobbiton girl


I could be happy the rest of my life


With a hobbiton girl.


 


A drinker of pitchers, an eater of pie


You see us together, chasing the blue sky,


My hobbiton girl.


 


Ten dwarves with axes, a elf with a bow


The hunter relaxes and waits for the show


For his hobbiton girl.


 


A drinker of pitchers, an eater of pie


You see us together, chasing the blue sky,


My hobbiton girl.


 


So play me music now


I'm gonna frolic somehow


I need to learn to prance


You see my hobbit loves to dance


Yeah...yeah...yeah.

Luventhariel
PostPosted: Mon Jan 16, 2017 10:19 pm    Post subject:

Game Stew (Brain Stew by Green Day)


 


I'm having trouble trying to Raid


I'm asking friends but running out


As time ticks by


And still I try


I guess I'll solo it again.


 


On my own, here we go


 


My brain feels like it's gonna bleed


I tried to fellow with some nOObs


My mind is sore


My fingers numb


Screwed up and died so many times


 


On my own, here we go


 


I tried a skirmish on Teir 1


The game is laughing in my face


A spike of lag


Caused me to die


Passed the point of caring now


 


On my own, here we go


 


I tried the Halls of Night again


Died twice while cursing out Angmar


My laptop's slow


My fingers numb


Screwed up and died so many times


 


On my own, here we go

Luventhariel
PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2016 3:13 am    Post subject:

Led Zeppelin - Whole Lotta Love


 


for the Devs...


 


The sever needs cooling


Baby I'm not fooling


I'm wanna send the devs


Back to schooling


 


A-way down in code


A-honey it needs it


I wanna get unstuck


I wanna get unstuck


 


Gotta whole lotta lag


Gotta whole lotta lag


Gotta whole lotta lag


Gotta whole lotta lag


 


They say they're coding


Um baby I'm exploding


All them long times baby, baby


I've been re-loading


 


A-way, way down in code


A-honey you need-ah


I wanna get to my vault, ah


I wanna get to my vault, ah oh


 


Gotta whole lotta lag


Gotta whole lotta lag


Gotta whole lotta lag


Gotta whole lotta lag


 


My PC needs cooling


And baby I've been drooling


All the laggy times, baby


I've been fuming


 


A-way, way down in code


I wanna stop that lag


I wanna stop that rubber-banding


I wanna stop that lag


 


Hey!


Alright! Let's go!


 


Whole lotta lag


Gotta whole lotta lag


Gotta whole lotta lag


Gotta whole lotta lag


 


Way down in code


Those Devs, they need, to fix


Laaaaaaaaaaaag


 


My, my, my, my


My, my, my, my


Lag!


Fix it for me devs


 


I wanna be a subscriber, man


Hey, it's slow, hey, it's slow


Hey, it's slow, hey, it's slow


Slooooow


Slow, slow, slow, slow


 


Code, my, my baby 


A-keep a coding baby


A-keep a coding baby


A-keep a coding baby


A-keep a coding baby


A-keep a coding baby

Luventhariel
PostPosted: Sat Oct 15, 2016 12:49 am    Post subject:

Tommy James - Draggin the Line (for my dwarven friends)


 


 


Making a living the old, hard way.


Picking and shoveling day by day.


I dig ore from the veins and don't see sunshine.


I'm diggin' the mine (diggin' the mine).


 


My friend Sam can dig for hours.


We ain't got much, but what we've got's ours.


We dig ore from the veins and don't need sunshine.


Diggin' the mine (diggin the mine).


 


I feel fine.


I'm talking about a cache I'll find.


I'm gonna take my time.


I'm getting to good times.


Diggin' the mine (diggin the mine).


 


Loving a deep and earthy spirit.


Hug a  cave-claw when you get near it.


Digging the ore from a vein and don't need sunshine.


I'm diggin' the mine (diggin the mine).


Diggin' the mine (diggin' the mine).


 


I feel fine.


I'm talking about a cache I'll find.


I'm gonna take my time.


I'm getting to good times.


Diggin' the mine (diggin the mine)

Luventhariel
PostPosted: Mon Jul 18, 2016 8:18 pm    Post subject:

The Eagles...Hotel California...


 


On a dark Bree-land highway, 


cool wind in our hair


Warm smell of our pipe weed, 


rising up through the air


Up ahead in the distance, 


we saw the shimmering lights


Our heads were heavy and our sight was dim


we had to stop for the night


Barliman stood by the doorway;


We heard the Bree Town bell


And I was thinking to myself,


"Remember, your name is Underhill"


Then he lit up a candle 


and he showed us the way


There were voices down the corridor,


I thought I heard them say...


 


Welcome to the Bree Town Prancing Pony


Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place)


Such a lovely place


Plenty of room at the Bree Town Prancing Pony


Any time of year (Any time of year)


You can find it here


 


His face was plump, rough and twisted, he was one of Gandolf's friends


He's not a very pretty, pretty boy, he's a pretty hefty man.


Having a drink in the main room, our small halfling quintet.


Some dance to remember, some dance to forget


 


So I looked up at Pippin,


"Mead, it comes in Pints?"


He said, "I haven't seen that much spirit, my dear, 


since I was eleventeen nine"


And still those Nazgul are calling from far away,


Riding up in the middle of the night


Just you watch them slay...


 


Welcome to the Bree Town Prancing Pony


Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place)


Such a lovely place


They livin' it up at the Bree Town Prancing Pony


What a strange surprise (what a strange surprise)


Disappear before your eyes.


 


Taking off the One Ring,


The ranger looked cold as ice


Strider said "We must all now quickly leave here, 


please take my advice"


And in the hobbit's chambers,


The Nine gathered for the Ring


They stab their beds with their steely knives,


But they just don't find a thing.


 


Next thing I remember, I was


Running for Mordor


I had to bring the One Ring back


To the place it was forged before


"Relax, " said my friend, Sam,


"We'll make it for sure, I believe


that there is still some good in this world,


And that good will never leave! "

Iron Rose
PostPosted: Thu Jul 14, 2016 8:47 am    Post subject:

THIS IS AWESOME!!!!  I have got to go play some songs and try these out...

Luventhariel
PostPosted: Mon Jul 11, 2016 6:49 pm    Post subject:

\o/  Oooh!  That is awesome work Halgoreth!  XD  Thank you!


I knew I at least wanted to change the "Hop on the bus, Gus" because, wtf is a bus?  :/

Halgoreth
PostPosted: Thu Jul 07, 2016 7:55 pm    Post subject:

Maybe “Eleventy-one Ways to Leave the Shire”?


None of the names in the chorus are hobbit names.  Unfortunately, there aren't many one-syllable hobbit names. 
But I found a few in Tolkien and jotted down some ideas (in no particular order):


Get a new job, Nob
Find a new bed, Ted
Let sails unfurl, Pearl
Here's a good tip, Pip
Bust out' yer cell, Bell
Better not stay, May
Away from the Hill, Will
A turn of the knob, Hob
Be on the lam, Sam
Find a hotel, Bell
Get on your way, May
Give it a whirl, Pearl
You know the drill, Gill
Time to jump ship, Pip
Climb o'er the sill,  Bill
Close up yer crib, Nibs
Join a new club, Chubb
Give 'em the slip, Pip
Time that you fled, Ted
'bandon your woes, Rose
Without delay, May
Take a li'l trip, Pip
Think you should scram, Sam
Become a stray, May

Luventhariel
PostPosted: Wed Jun 29, 2016 8:08 pm    Post subject:

50 Ways to leave the Shire - Paul Simon Happy


 


 


"The problem is coming to Bag End" he said to me


"The answer is easy, you should take the road to Bree


I'd like to help you in your struggle with the Ring


There must be fifty ways to leave the Shire"


 


He said "I really trust your hobbit attitude


Furthermore, I hope the One Ring won't be lost or be abused


So I'll repeat myself at the risk of being rude


There must be fifty ways to leave the Shire


Fifty ways to leave the Shire"


 


You just slip out the back, Jack


Make a new plan, Stan


You don't need to be Coy, Roy


Just get yourself free


Make tracks in the dust, Gus


You don't need to discuss much


Just drop off the key, Lee


And get yourself free


 


Ooo slip out the back, Jack


Make a new plan, Stan


You don't need to be Coy, Roy


Just listen to me


Make tracks in the dust, Gus


You don't need to discuss much


Just drop off the key, Lee


And get yourself free


 


He said "It grieves me so to see you in such pain


I wish there was something I could do to help you hurry on your way"


I said "I appreciate that, would you again explain


About the fifty ways"


 


He said "We don't have time for you to sleep on it tonight


And I believe before morning we'll see Nazgul in the night"


And then he touched me, and I realized he probably was right


There must be fifty ways to leave the Shire


Fifty ways to leave the Shire


 


You just slip out the back, Jack


Make a new plan, Stan


You don't need to be Coy, roy


Just get yourself free


Make tracks in the dust, Gus


You don't need to discuss much


Just drop off the key, Lee


And get yourself free

Luventhariel
PostPosted: Sat Apr 30, 2016 3:01 am    Post subject:

Heard this last Wednesday @ Tunes & Ales...had to do this...   Happy


 


Land of Gondor, music by Men At Work.


 


Traveling on a worn-out pony


On a ranger trail, heading for west Bree


I met a strange hobbit, she caught my interest


She told me about Second Breakfast


And she said


 


Do you come from the land of Gondor?


Where the White Tree grows by the White Tower?


Can't you hear the loud horns from Mordor?


You better run, you better take cover


 


Buying bread from a man in Rohan


He was six-foot-four, without his boots on


I said, "Do you speak the old language?"


He just smiled and gave me a bite of his sandwich


And he said


 


I come from the land of Gondor


Where blood does flow and men wonder


Can't you hear the foul orcs from Mordor?


You better run, you better take cover


Yeah


 


Drinkin' in an inn in Buckland


Listening to a Weatherstock band


I said to the dwarf, "Are you trying to tempt me


Because I come from the land of the Old Kings?"


And he said


 


Do you come from the land of Gondor? (oh yeah yeah)


Where the White Tree grows under the Tower?


Can't you hear the loud horns of Mordor?


You better run, you better take cover


 


Living in the land of Gondor


Where the White Tree grows by the White Tower


Can't you hear the loud horns of Mordor?


You better run, you better take cover


 


Living in the land of Gondor


Where the Steward growls inside the tower


Can't you hear the Nazgul of Mordor?


You better run, you better take cover


 


Repeat x2


 


 


 


 

Lorthrandir
PostPosted: Sun Feb 28, 2016 1:48 pm    Post subject:

That was OUTSTANDING!!! *long applause from the Lorthrandir household!*