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Luventhariel
PostPosted: Sat May 28, 2022 7:10 pm    Post subject:

Imagine Dragons - Radioactive  Happy


 


I'm waking up, to ash and dust.
I wipe my brow, and my sweat, my rust.
I'm breathing in, the smell of blood.
I'm not quite dead, I'm getting up,
then looking out on Cirith Gorgor.
This is it, the Apocalypse.
Whoa
The Nazgul's Dread! I feel it in my bones!
Enough to give my faith a blow.
Hoping for a new age, for a new age!
Hoping for a new age, for a new age.
Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, oh,
I'm attacking Sauron, at the Morannon.
Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, oh,
I'm attacking Sauron, at the Morannon.

I raise my eyes, and raise my hope.
Gwaihir and eagles fighting foes.
To Aragorn, to now fight on.
Whoa, whoa
I'm killing orcs, they're closing in,
Surrounding us, on Cirith Gorgor
This is it, the Apocalypse
Whoa
Now Sauron's Dead! I felt it in my bones!
The orcs around us were laid low!
Welcome to the Third Age, to the Third Age!
Welcome to the Third Age, to the Third Age!
Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, oh,
I'm attacking Sauron, at the Morannon.
Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, oh,
I'm attacking Sauron, at the Morannon.

Now Sauron's Dead! I felt it in my bones!
The orcs around us were laid low!
Welcome to the Third Age, to the Third Age!
Welcome to the Third Age, to the Third Age!
Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, oh,
I'm attacking Sauron, at the Morannon.
Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, oh,
I'm attacking Sauron, at the Morannon.


 

Gryffs
PostPosted: Sat Dec 19, 2020 10:06 am    Post subject:

Luventhariel wrote:

So, we were all listening to Rheniogil play "Wrapped Around Your Finger" by the Police, and Foxfern suggested that "this song needs lyrics".  So I stole her idea and made lyrics.  


As told from The One Ring's point of view...


--------------------------------------------------------




This fits perfectly!  :o  Exactly what the Ring would say.


 


Also thanks for your kind words about my silly song XD

Luventhariel
PostPosted: Sat Dec 19, 2020 12:29 am    Post subject:

So, we were all listening to Rheniogil play "Wrapped Around Your Finger" by the Police, and Foxfern suggested that "this song needs lyrics".  So I stole her idea and made lyrics.  


As told from The One Ring's point of view...


--------------------------------------------------------


 


You consider me the luckiest find


Won from Golum through some skills and some rhymes


Hypnotizing you so I should linger


Staring at the ring around your finger


 


I was made from Saurons darkest knowledge


Things they will not teach you in the 3rd Age


I am now the destiny that he holds


turned into a shining band of gold


 


I'll be wrapped around your finger


I'll be wrapped around your finger


 


My Dark Lord Sauron is not your name


I will bring you to him just the same


I will make you ignore your tuition


You will see me come to my fruition


 


I'll be wrapped around your finger


I'll be wrapped around your finger


 


Nazgul and the Uruk-hai behind you


Vanish in the air they'll never find you


I will turn your soul to alabaster


When you'll find your servant is your master


 


You'll be wrapped around my finger


You'll be wrapped around my finger


You'll be wrapped around my finger

Luventhariel
PostPosted: Sat Dec 19, 2020 12:27 am    Post subject:

Gryffs wrote:

I've never tried my hand at this, so please be kind, haha!  Here's my attempt at a humorous lyrical rewrite about a very confused hobbit with a problematic infatuation....

Rewrite of "Beauty School Dropout" from Grease - Originally by Richard Finch / Harry Casey




 Haha!  Wonderful!  Missed this earlier in the week, because of everything.  Nice work!


 

Gryffs
PostPosted: Fri Dec 11, 2020 1:07 pm    Post subject:

I've never tried my hand at this, so please be kind, haha!  Here's my attempt at a humorous lyrical rewrite about a very confused hobbit with a problematic infatuation....

Rewrite of "Beauty School Dropout" from Grease - Originally by Richard Finch / Harry Casey

---

My story sad to tell
A lonely ne'er-do-well
Most mixed-up Hobbit Warden in the land

Free People fight for Gondor
But I can't go on no more
He roared at me and I threw down my spear

(La, lalala, lalala, lalala etc)

Mordor Black-Arrow,
Ranged Resolution's not for you
Mordor Black-Arrow,
Your tusky snarl pierced my heart through

Well I'll have to move to Mordor now
I'm yours forever after
Not the Shire for us- cause I
Can't take you home to meet my Gaffer!

Need a new place now
(Need a new place now)
Talath Urui ain't so bad
Can't show my face now
(Can't show your face now)
Gandalf and Frodo will be mad...

If we go down south to Nurn, perhaps the King would let us be
Put down your Mornaur-bow, and then come fish with me

Mordor Black-Arrow
(Mordor Black-Arrow)
Would you protect me from your chums?
Mordor Black-Arrow
(Mordor Black-Arrow)
They'd want to gnaw off both my thumbs

I just couldn't hurl my javelin
I feel like such a dummy
We're at war and I should fight, but I
Just want to pet your tummy

Pippin won't get it
(Won't get it)
He'd want to jab me with a fork
I might regret it
(Regret it)
Who wants to marry a big orc?

Now my shield is down
But you still frown
And- O, the world is cruel
Might I just ask that you not boil me in your gruel?

Let me be bolder
Put your bow down and toss me up
Over your shoulder
I'll pour your grog into your cup

I would wait on you
And stay so true-
You're free from any guilt
My humble home is where you're free to hang your kilt

Mordor Black-Arrow
(Mordor Black Arrow)
Let's just go fishing
Mordor Black-Arrow
(Mordor Black-Arrow)
We'll smoke some pipe-weed
Mordor Black-Arrow
(Mordor Black-Arrow)
Please, just don't eat me


Luventhariel
PostPosted: Mon Dec 23, 2019 12:46 am    Post subject:

Got Me Under Pressure - ZZ Top  (from my Winterfest 2019 set)


 


She likes shovels and picks.


She'll dig like a wolverine.


But she won't let me use my cave claw,


Unless she went first, dowsing


 


She got me huntin' treasure.


She got me huntin' treasure.


 


She knows where the gold is.


She don't use a hunting dog.


She fun at the dwarf camp.


She likes dancing on a log.


 


She don't like other hunters,


Sniping her wild berries.


She likes Huge Chests,


And digging them with great ease.


It's about all I can handle.


It's too much for my knees.


 


She got me huntin' treasure.


She got me huntin' treasure.


 


When it ends you won't get a message,


Nothing at all to say:


"It's all over."


She might put away her spare picks,


And save them for another day,


To find tokens in a ditch.


 


She got me huntin' treasure.


She got me huntin' treasure.


 


She got me huntin' treasure.


She got me huntin' treasure.

Luventhariel
PostPosted: Mon Nov 18, 2019 11:21 pm    Post subject:

Yellow Polka Dot Bikini - Brian Hyland


 


 


 


She was afraid to come out of the wardrobe


She was as nervous as she could be


She was afraid to come out of the wardrobe


She was afraid that somebody would see


 


Two, three, four, tell the people what she wore!


It was an Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Mithril Steel Chainmail Bikini.


That she wore for the first time today.


An Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Mithril Steel Chainmail Bikini.


So in the wardrobe she wanted to stay.


 


Two, three, four, stick around we'll tell you more!


She was afraid to come out in the open


And so a long robe around her she wore.


She was afraid to come out in the open.


And so she sat bundled up on the shore.


 


Two, three, four, tell the people what she wore!


It was an Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Mithril Steel Chainmail Bikini.


That she wore for the first time today.


An Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Mithril Steel Chainmail Bikini.


So in her long robe she wanted to stay.


 


Two, three, four, stick around we'll tell you more!


Now she is afraid to come out of the water.


And I wonder what she's gonna do.


'Cause she's afraid to come out of the water.


And now the poor little girl's turning blue.


 


Two, three, four, tell the people what she wore!


It was an Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Mithril Steel Chainmail Bikini.


That she wore for the first time today.


An Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Mithril Steel Chainmail Bikini.


So in the water she wanted to stay.


 


From the wardrobe to the long robe,


From the long robe to the shore,


From the shore to the water


Guess there isn't any more.

Duidhrastir
PostPosted: Sun Jan 06, 2019 8:21 pm    Post subject:

Luventhariel, looking back on this thread has shown me that you can write wonderful lyrics! Perhaps a discussion is in order regarding a band or some such...hmm.. hehehehe

Luventhariel
PostPosted: Sat Jan 05, 2019 11:34 pm    Post subject:

The Passenger, Iggy Pop:


 


I am a Rohirrim


And I ride and I ride


I ride through Riddermark's backside


I see the stars come out of the sky


Yeah, they're bright in a hollow sky


You know it looks so good tonight


 


I am a Rohirrim


I ride over grass


I look to Edoras so bright


I see the torches come out tonight


I see the bright and hollow sky


Over the city's ripped-back sky


And everything looks good tonight


 


Singin' la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la


La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la


La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, la-la


 


Get onto a horse


We'll be the Rohirrim


We'll ride through the Wold tonight


See the warg-riders's ripped backsides


We'll see the bright and hollow sky


We'll see the stars that shine so bright


The sky was made for us tonight


 


Oh, the Rohirrim


How-how he rides


Oh, the Rohirrim


He rides and he rides


 


He looks to his king now


What does he see?


He sees the silent hollow man


He sees Gandolf the White tonight


He sees that Wormtongue's words are lies


He sees his king come back alive


And everything was great for you and me


All of it was great for you and me


'Cause Rohan belongs to you and me


So let's take a ride and see what's mine


 


Singin' la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la


La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la


La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, la-la


 


Oh, the Rohirrim


He rides and he rides


He sees things from over the grass


He looks to Theodin's sign


He sees the orcs he knows are ahead


He sees the dark and ashy sky


He sees Helm's Deep attacked at night


He sees his king ride out tonight


And all honor is yours and mine


And all glory is yours and mine


Oh, let's ride and ride and ride and ride


 


Singin' la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la


La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la


La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, la-la


Singin' la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la


La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la


La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, la-la

Gryffs
PostPosted: Fri Sep 21, 2018 9:49 am    Post subject:










Luventhariel wrote:

Genesis, Mama:  (dedicated to Samwise Gamgee)



 


I almost missed seeing this one- love it!

beladen (Agii)
PostPosted: Wed Sep 19, 2018 5:55 pm    Post subject:

theese are great Luvy


 

Luventhariel
PostPosted: Sat Feb 11, 2017 2:46 pm    Post subject:

Genesis, Mama:  (dedicated to Samwise Gamgee)


 


I can't see you Frodo


When you wear the One Ring


I can touch and feel you Frodo


Oh I just can't see a thing


Oh the heat and the steam of Mt. Doom


Oh you know its where the One Ring we must take


So I say I'll help you Frodo


Cuz the mission's so hard, Ooooh!


 


Now I can help you Frodo


Cuz you know I'm always there


I'll follow, you lead me Frodo


And I know how much you care


So I'm down, down here beside you


Oh I ain't going nowhere


Yes I will help you Frodo


Cuz the mission's so hard, Ooooh!


 


Ha ha! Heh!


Ha ha! Heh! Oh...


Ha ha! Heh!


Ha ha! Heh! Oh...


 


Can't you hear me here Frodo


Frodo Frodo Frodo please


You must destroy the Ring


You must destroy the Ring


You must destroy the Ring, oh


Now listen to me here Frodo


Frodo Frodo


We've only got one last chance


To throw it away


You must destroy the Ring!


 


Ha ha! Heh!


Ha ha! Heh! Oh...


 


It's hot, too hot for me Frodo


And you know how much is at stake


And my eyes they're burning Frodo


And I can feel your body shake


Don't stop, don't stop now Frodo


We'll make the Ring, make it go away


Cuz I will help you Frodo


Cuz this mission's so hard, Ooooh!


 


 


 

Luventhariel
PostPosted: Sat Feb 11, 2017 2:45 pm    Post subject:

The Beatles, While My Guitar Gently Weeps:


 


I look at you all see the orcs that are fighting


While my dark warg silently creeps


I look at the moors and I see it needs stalking


Still my dark warg silently creeps


I don't know why 


Nobody told me


How to up my Audacity


I don't know how 


Someone one-shot me


They fought and owned me


I look at my raid and I notice it's losing


While my poor warg silently creeps


With every mistake I must surely be learning


Still my poor warg silently creeps


I don't know how 


I was defeated


Everyone else retreated too


I don't know how 


My power depleted


There was nothing I could do


I look at the moors see the orcs there are fighting


While my sad warg silently creeps


Look at you all


Still my sad warg silently creeps


Owwooooo!


 

Luventhariel
PostPosted: Sat Feb 11, 2017 2:44 pm    Post subject:

The Ramones, Blitzkrieg Bop:


 


Hey ho, let's go! hey ho, let's go!


Hey ho, let's go! hey ho, let's go!


 


They're eating all the time


They're drinking mead and fine wine


They're hobbits losing their minds


The Buckland bop


 


There's nothing on their feet


In the cold or in the heat


Just dancing to the back beat


The Buckland bop


 


Hey ho, let's go


Drink another keg now


What they want, I don't know


They're all revved up and ready to go


 


They're eating all the time


They're drinking mead and fine wine


They're hobbits losing their minds


The Buckland bop


 


There's nothing on their feet


In the cold or in the heat


Just dancing to the back beat


The Buckland bop


 


Hey ho, let's go


Drink another keg now


What they want, I don't know


They're all revved up and ready to go


 


They're eating all the time


They're drinking mead and fine wine


They're hobbits losing their minds


The Buckland bop


 


There's nothing on their feet


In the cold or in the heat


Just dancing to the back beat


The Buckland bop


 


Hey ho, let's go! hey ho, let's go!


Hey ho, let's go! hey ho, let's go!

shawnt63
PostPosted: Mon Feb 06, 2017 7:25 am    Post subject:

Love it!

 
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